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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

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Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape- descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it was not the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

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But the dog wasn’t lazy, it was just practicing mindfulness, so it had a greater sense of life-satisfaction than that fox with all its silly jumping.

And from the fox’s perspective, life was full of hoops to jump through, low-hanging fruit to jump for, and dead car batteries to jump-start.

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So it thought the dog was making a poor life choice by focusing so much on mindfulness. What if its car broke down?

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So it thought the dog was making a poor life choice by focusing so much on mindfulness. What if its car broke down?

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